Gods of Seduction

Written by walter

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

In Greek mythology, Peitho, a female, was the goddess of persuasion and seduction; now, men, like Ross Jeffries, are the gods of seduction. In the past, brave, down-to-earth men were the leaders of their societies; now, good-for-nothing hypocrites, sponsored by CEOs of large corporations, are in charge of the world.

Ross Jeffries and senior-junior rulers of the world either know some psychology or are advised by experts in the field. The prominent psychology for the men in charge of leadership is Emotional Intelligence vs. Cognitive Intelligence. We read a lot about people who love to work with 'X' because she has a good grasp of emotional intelligence. In other words, she yields to the whims of the workers rather than demanding good performance. The result is the dominant laissez-fair and chaotic economy.

According to masters of persuasion and seduction, women can be laid down for intercourse. No big deal. Men and women have always been engaged in this 'f' business. Otherwise, we were not born! But can we turn a blind eye to the leaders?

Once Abraham Lincoln said," You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." New leaders have changed that paradigm: who cares for all the time; we just need some amount of time to implement our scheme.

Captain Butlers, in the Gone with Wind, are not imaginary characters. They do exist! Gone-with-the-wind Butler is the core philosophy of the contemporary leaders who once stood at the helm till they perished. No more! They hide behind their own people who are used as shields. Nowadays, the funny thing is that fake leaders of the world, who are hand picked, simply enjoy the incentives of the job. They are happy to sleep in a palace and being surrounded by rogues, rascals and the like. This invigorates them a lot. They act at the command of the central fake leaders shamelessly requiring junior leaders to deceptively unleash their dogs of war, so that the main CEO's objective is attained.

However, every night in the wee hours the fake leader wakes up and distressfully addresses his own ego, saying, "Bastard, you are less than 'sh't'. Most men have a female worthy of the name. You have not. At this hour what you need is a woman but the bitch is fast asleep. What is good about a president who is deprived of his basic sexual needs? You'd better use an object as fake as yourself to get rid of the killing desire.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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