Written by Hippy fish

Sunday, 13 April 2008

image for 5 reasons why the government should change its emblem to a condom
The governments new emblem

The government is changing its emblem to a condom because it represents the same political stance:

A condom stands up to inflation,
Halts production,
Destroys the next generation,
Protects a bunch of pricks
And gives you a sense of security when you're actually being F**ked

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Topics: Government

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