Bush's "Before-I-Leave-Office-To-Do-List" Leaked to Press

Written by John Andreini

Thursday, 20 March 2008

A reporter from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune was mistakenly e-mailed President Bush's personal "to-do" list for his remaining time in office. The list is now being quickly circulated around the Internet.

Boink Michele Bachmann

Finish "My Pet Goat"

Start a war with Iran

Find Paraguay on the map

Look into this 'Internet' thing

Find out where in the hell Cheney goes to hide

Waterboard Keith Olbermann

Drop a nuke somewhere

Take a ride on that UFO stashed in New Mexico


Super-glue all the drawers shut

Put cellophane under the toilet seats

Take soap, towels, ashtrays, shampoo

Blame the Democrats

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