We spend more on arse paper

Written by Bill Ding

Sunday, 13 January 2008

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After the Iraninians rowed 12 miles off their coast to great the US warships in friendship and bonhomie, they were disheartened when American sailors started jeering and scoffing at there efforts.

"What! we come 12000 miles in are shiny new ships and you great us in rowing boats. Don't make us laugh, you insult us, just leave your stinking no good presents in the water over there and well pick them up later.

"Anyway, we have heard you only spend 4 bill on arms and we spend 800 bill, so there, so why would we want your presents."

"And another thing," the Commander of the Fleet jeered after them as they paddled off, "we've just spent 200 bill fighting the Raqis and so theres still 600 bill left to fight you Ranis with when we win in a couple of years."

To which the Iranian helmsman shouted: "Why don't you all fuck off then?" and provoked an international incident.

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