Equestrian VI

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Thursday, 20 September 2007


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If being odd means engagement in an abnormal sex affair, i.e. horse verses mule or horse verses male mule, we might have the same oddity happening among servicemen, too. Actually, we humans have been engaged in greater queer activities than horses. We have forgotten how we became sex aware. We can observe this in our children or by remembering our childhood. Almost all boys and girls, experience some sort of sex awareness when they are about five or six years old. The male or female organ in our body somehow demonstrates its very presence.

Our life goes on until one night we wet our bed. From that point on, although we cannot understand it, we realize that something nice and pleasing exists in us. As we know, we all scratch our nose, face or belly while asleep. In the same manner, we may scratch, grab or rub our private parts while asleep, and then we wet again. Later we are led to hold our private part in hand. Then the great experience takes place. At this stage, priests and physicians would not call us 'palm-o-sexual', instead of the regular terminology.

One day, the same feeling occurs when we are horse playing with a classmate. Nobody calls us homosexual. If we played with pets, feminine or masculine, no one would suspect us of bestial sodomy. In all corners of the world, young and old men and women are secretly engaged in all kinds of sexual activities --palms, fingers, improvised fittings, same sex, opposite sex, beasts etc. However, in developed countries, due to freedom of expression, people have made their desires public, i.e. being gay. In other parts of the world, men, who are far beyond the range of bisexual, or rather being highly multi-sexual, tightly cover up their bizarre sex affairs.

You all, gentlemen, know that in each stable we keep a jennet--white, short height, with fully rounded soft buttocks and, above all, of very friendly submissive attitude.

(to be continued)

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