Whitney Houston announces comeback & new album

Saturday, 18 August 2007

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Whitney Houston

Wholesome Christian pop singer Whitney Houston has announced plans for a comeback. A new album, "It's Still Me," will be released later this year and will feature newly recorded versions of her greatest hits.

The tracklisting for the album will be as follows:

I Wanna Smoke Crack With Somebody
One Crack Pipe In Time
I Will Always Love Crack
The Greatest Crack Of All
Exhale (After You Inhale)
If I Told You Crack (Whitney Houston And George Michael)
My Crack Is Your Crack
It's Not Right But It's Cocaine
Queen Of The Pipe
I'm Your Crackhead Tonight
Saving All My Crack For You
Where Do Broken Crack Pipes Go
Didn't We Almost Smoke It All
All The Crack I Need

Crack Is Wack, I Don't Smoke That, Or Do Smack
I Don't Need An E When I Got Bobby With Me

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