While driving way too f*in' fast
From right there came a sudden flash
Tan sphere it rolled up to us fast
Splatted right into our grill's damned dash
Oh boy! did dad go off and gripe
Curse after curse, swipe after swipe
Dead tumbleweed, uncommon blight
But living in my day that night
At end of road there was a gate
The government's deal did seal our fate
Day after day, date after date
My life's connections I so much hate
But in the end I must burst, laugh
It's X-Files life, I'm paired giraffe
Kev' drawing pictures from a graph
Abduction, probes were in my path
Then one day I grew and up and did
Said what the hell and dropped some 'cid
Saw life in ways a cloudy lid
Got good grades, interesting and whigged
Once a time I have had to think
Do I stop things happening on the brink
Massive injustice, hard creepy kink?
You sin I'll put you in God's clink!
