Bush Administration Bible Blunder

Written by Michelle Crowley

Saturday, 2 June 2007

Sources within the Bush administration speaking on condition of anonymity, revealed today that a Bible presented to The President on 9/12/2001 by the US Department of Faith Department of Faith Mission Statement was in fact one of several misprints slated for disposal. The Bible is reported to have contained only The Old Testament which the sources say provided President Bush strength and inspiration after the 9/11 Terrorist Attacks. The Old Testament has been publicly demonized by anti-Christian groups as violent and immoral and has raised calls for impeachment based on alleged similarities between the God of the Old Testament and President Bush as allegedly evidenced by the current state of Global affairs.

The Fellowship, Christian Political Organization, organizers of The National Prayer Breakfast, will be presenting President Bush a new 9/11 Memorial Bible at the 2008 event. It will include a new footnote on the War on Terror.

The Fellowship organization, has recently come under suspicion for ursuping Global rights. Journal of the American Academy of Religion

The "Old Bible Controversy" as recently coined by an annonymous YouTube viewer, Brodcast Yourself is sure to explode on the site as well as provide plenty of fodder for Richard Dawkin's flock A Clear-Thinking Oasis. Sources say the White House is expected to react strongly to any opposition.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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