Fr Frederick The Great Titslesin, after returning from his Mexican Riviera Cruise and Alpine Skiing vacation has announced a Leave of absence.
Apparently the money-grubbing cleric, who recently raiseed funds with a $1, 000 bill with his picture on it, has been downing handfuls of Aleve until his leave can be approved by the Royal High (on Crown Royal by 11AM) Carmel-Lite Pubah. the source of "The Great's" stress comes from an unusual case of pedophilia.
Catholic administrators look upon child molestation by fellow curates as old berretta. This time the young lay English teacher's student romance has thrown FrFreddie for a loop.
Quoted in the local press, the Head Head of St Salvatore Pointius HS said: "Perversion I understand intimately, but heterosexual romance has made me gaga! What is a pure celibate like me supposed to do with the passionate love of a man and a woman. I's much rather deal with, for example, a priest and an eight year old as inspired my vocation"
