US Launches Attack on Iceland

Written by Phantom Guitarist

Thursday, 25 September 2003

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George W Bush

In a shocking speech early this morning, President of America George Bush announced that the American army would be launching an attack on Iceland. The world looks on as America once again makes an attack on an opponent that is not fully equipped to fight back effectively.

"I am sick to the back teeth with their terrible Meal Deals" exclaimed Dubya "Quite often there is no way you can make a meal out of them. I mean how do you make a meal out of frozen sausages, fish fingers, crispy pancakes, chicken dippers and a chocolate gateau?"

British Prime Minister Tony Blair called for his government and his whole country to back this attack, adding his own claim that Iceland had the capabilities to deploy frozen vegetables in 45 minutes. Other European countries condemned the attack, with French PM Chirac explaining "A mis-titled advertising campaign is not grounds for war. We condemn the bully boy tactics of the US and it's lapdogs the UK. Bush and Blair should have learned from their previous mistakes."

Iceland were not available for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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