Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian West Memphis Three by Nostradamus

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Saturday, 20 August 2011


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Nostradamus wrote his book 'The Prophecies' in 1555 in code because he wrote during the 300 year Inquisition. In 'The Prophecies' Nostradamus predicted the names of the three Antichrists in code. Nostradamus code named the first Antichrist 'Napaulon Roy' the Emperor Napoleon. Nostradamus code named the second Antichrist 'Hister' the Emperor Hitler. Now Nostradamus has predicted the third Antichrist code named 'Mabus' the Emperor Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi of Iran.

The media have given Lindsay Lohan a nickname, 'Lilo'. Five Hundred years ago Nostradamus code named Lindsay Lohan 'Loire'. (The Prophecies, Century 5, Quatrain 68). The Prophecies consists of 10 Centuries (each one has 100 Quatrains (four sentence stanzas). 10 Centuries of 100 Quatrains each is 1,000 Quatrains. Although he was a great healer and prophet, any mistakes can be attributed to writer's cramp.

Lindsay Lohan is the unhappy child of a broken marriage who has tried to make herself feel better with alcohol and drugs. Today Lindsay Lohan is going to the wedding of Kim Kardashian. People say that Kim Kardashian is famous for doing nothing, like Paris Hilton. Like Paris Hilton Kim Kardashian is the child of a celebrity named Robert Kardashian, the best friend and one of the lawyers of OJ Simpson. Today Robert Kardashian will be at the wedding of his beloved daughter Kim Kardashian in spirit.

Yesterday the West Memphis Three were declared innocent and released from jail, one from death row, years after they were found guilty. Is it a coincidence or a synchronicity that the West Memphis Three were released, found not guilty of murder, yesterday on the eve of the wedding of the daughter of Robert Kardashian? In the OJ Simpson case the detectives did not take the blood they collected from the scene directly to the lab; they held onto it for a day, allowing the defense to claim that OJ Simpson's blood had been planted by the police.

In the West Memphis Three case shortly after the murder of the three boys, including 8 year old cub scout Christopher Byers, a muddy bloody man came into the washroom of the nearby Bojangles Diner and left his blood all over the place. The police Kollected the blood of the actual murderer but then they accidentally lost it. Today Kim Kardashian is getting married at the home of venture capitalist Frank Caufield the partner of philanthropist and venture capitalist Brook Byers.

Like Paris Hilton Kim Kardashian is the child of a celebrity, a debutante who is spectacularly gorgeous, a modern day Elizabeth Taylor who shot to superstardom doing porn, like Adam and Eve before they rebelled against God. The punishment was that from then on they had to wear clothing. Kim Kardashian this week launched the Kardashian Kollection available at Sears taking full advantage of the fall.

The internet has become infamous as a source of fake Nostradamus quatrains, and these are for real: In Century 5, Quatrain 68 Noostradamus wrote 500 years ago "In the Danube and of the Rhine will come to drink, the great Camel (the groom, New Jersey Net basketball player Kris Humphries) not repenting it, Those of the Rhone to tremble and much more so, those of the Loire, and near the Alps the cock will ruin him." (You can't make this stuff up; go look it up).

In the preceeding quatrain Century 5 Quatrain 67 Nostradamus wrote "When the chief of Perugia will not venture (capitalist) his tunic, Sense under cover to strip himself quite naked (himself, herself, it's in code), Seven will be taken Aristocratic deed, (aristocracy, check out the opulence surrounding Kim Kardashian's wedding today), Father and son dead through a point in the collar."

In the case of the West Memphis Three who were released yesterday, numerous celebrities have been rallying for their release including Johnny Depp, Natalie Maines and Eddie Vetter. Kim Kardashian's wedding will be a star studded event. In the case of the West Memphis Three, three eight year old boys found dead in a river branch in Arkansas, including Steve Branch, recent DNA testing not available at the time of the crime tied none of the accused to the crime scene, but a hair in one of the ligatures used to bind the boys matched the DNA of Terry Hobbs, Steve Branch's father. The release of the West Memphis Three on the heels of this discovery is pure coincidence say the prosecutors. It wasn't enough for Nostradamus to predict Lindsay Lohan drinking at Kim Kardashian's wedding so for added degree of difficulty he tied it in with the West Memphis Three.

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