'Who were you?' tops TV ratings war

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

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Ant, or maybe even Dec.

Ant and Dec's return to the public eye, 'Who were you?' is a ratings smash, and is now the most popular programme in ITV's entire history.

In the epoch changing show, people who have been famous come in, and members of the audience have to guess who they were, and why they were famous.

Former celebrities that have featured in the show already have included Rebecca Loos, Abi Tittmuss, some people from Eastenders, Hollyoaks, a serial killer who has been on the run for years. There was a former weather man, three news readers who did not know each other, even thought they had all worked together for years, the owner of a piano playing cat, a boy who solved the Rubik's cube in record time. And there was even Ant and Dec, who no-one guessed.

Mr Terence Windolene, a producer on the show said: 'Millions of people have been tuning in for this show. It is great. Audiences watch it because it is an exciting show, and famous people watch it to get a second bite of the cherry'.

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