Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 25 July 2011

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Ringo Starr sang the lead vocal on the Beatles song "Yellow Submarine." (Photo courtesy of Bob Dylan).

MALIBU BEACH - Three of the top singing sensations in America, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato recently learned while swimming at the beach home of their good friend Twilight star Rob Pattinson that they all love Beatles music.

As the popular trio frolicked in the pool at RPattz Vampire Villa suddenly Justin broke out singing the chorus to "I Wanna Hold Your Hand."

His girlfriend Selena and good friend Demi jumped in and all three found themselves singing the happy tune that first became popular back in 1964.

A few minutes later Selena began singing "Eight Days A Week" and the other two picked up on it as well singing the words perfectly.

Not to be outdone, Demi then started singing "A Ticket To Ride" and again the other two followed suit and harmonized along.

The three were to say the least quite surprised that each of the others not only had heard of songs that were written by the Beatles over 40 years ago but that they actually liked them.

Justin, ever the little businessman decided that it would be a good idea for the three to record a Beatles song. Selena and Demi readily agreed.

Selena suggested that the proceeds of the song could be donated to The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles where Demi had spent three months in rehab last year.

Demi said that she had noticed during her stay that the rehab clinic's popcorn machine was old and it did not really pop the popcorn kernels correctly.

She also brought out the fact that the clinic could also use some brand new bath towels because the ones they had were so worn out that you could actually see through them if you held them up to your face.

But the thing that Lovato said really made her sad was the fact that the cafeteria funds had been depleted down to the point where the patients were having to drink bottled water that had expired.

Justin and Selena immediately agreed that it would be a great idea to raise some money for the clinic and a call was made to Bieber's manager.

He said that they would be recording one song and asked them to make a list of the songs that they could choose from.

Justin wrote down "She' A Woman" and "Paperback Writer." Selena jotted down "Hard Days Night" and "Strawberry Fields Forever" and Demi picked out "Norwegian Wood" and "Yellow Submarine."

All three then began the process of elimination. They each scratched off one of their songs. And that left "Paperback Writer," "Hard Days Night," and "Yellow Submarine."

The three had a hard time deciding and after a few minutes employed the old Paper, Rock, Scissors game. Lovato's choice won out. So Justin, Selena, and Demi will be going into the recording studio and recording one of the few songs that Ringo (Starr) sang "Yellow Submarine."

In other news. The rumor that Mick Jagger will be leaving the Rolling Stones to become the new lead singer for Aerosmith are false. Adam Lambert is actually being considered for the job vacated by American Idol judge Steven "Lips" Tyler.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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