TOPEKA, Kansas - Lady Gaga had come to visit the largest covered wagon museum in the United States.
The museum which is run by the group known as The Descendants of The Wayward Pioneers houses a total of 53 authentic covered wagons, many with authentic Kiowa, Comanche, Cheyenne, Pawnee, and Apache war arrows still sticking in them.
While touring the facility with her bodyguard identified as Brutus "The Pouncer" Pifflefish, who stands 6 foot 9 and weighs 320, Lady Gaga was approached by a reporter for Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine.
The reporter identified himself as Buck Yazoo and he told Lady Gaga that she was the first celebrity that he had ever interviewed.
She asked him what he did before he came to work for Y-K-Y- Magazine and he replied that he had worked as a stunt double for Charlie Sheen, but he got laid off when Sheen went all Gary Busey.
Lady Gaga told Yazoo that she was going to make sure that he got a real nice scoop. He told her that he appreciated that and that he wanted her to know that he thought that she was a much better singer than Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and for sure that conceited has-been Madonna.
Lady Gag, as President Obama calls her, told Buck that she was going to reveal something to him that she had never told anyone else before. She smiled as she took a sip of her Seven and Seven.
"Mr. Buck Yazoo" she said in a stern voice. "I want you to know that just like lots of modern day women, I own a vibrator. And although I do not like to talk about it like Eva Longoria does, I will now tell you the amazing name of my vibrator."
"Wow! You actually named your vibrator?" Buck asked.
After Lady Gaga nodded her head in the affirmative he remarked that he had ever heard of a woman naming her vibrator, well except for his Aunt Natasha Yazoo but that's only because she's a romance novel writer.
Lady Gaga told Buck that the name of her vibrator is "Attila The Hum."
"Attila the Hum?" he asked laughingly.
"Yes. It's a play on words" came the reply from the Gaga, who also started laughing and in fact she enjoyed laughing so much that she told Buck that she was going to give him eight front row seats to her next concert.
Buck thanked her, gave her a fist bump, and went off to write his scoop.
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