Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 2 July 2011

image for Isle of Wight News, Andy Murray may be related to a resident living on the Isle
Billy Murray competing during Newby Secondary School's Sports Week

The Isle of Wight News has reported that little Billy Murray of Newby village claims to be related to top tennis player, Andy Murray.

Apparently when little Billy 'Googled' Andy he found they had a lot in common.

They are both male and have the surname Murray. They both love tennis and both hope to win The Championship at Wimbledon one day. Also, Billy was born in Glasgow, as was Andy. Both have committed 'racquet' abuse in the past and both have refused to shake the hands of an umpire at the end of a game although Billy's refusal took place at the tennis court of the local Secondary School two weeks ago during 'Sports Week'.

Billy, when asked for more proof than the above that he was related to Andy looked puzzled and said,

"What more proof do you need a bleeding DNA sample for Christ's sake?"

More if we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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