Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 30 June 2011


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image for The Star of 'The Transformer' Movies Shia LaBeouf Opens Up About Megan Fox
The evil transformer Mr. Incandescent which appeared in Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen.

LOS ANGELES - Shia LaBeouf starred with Megan Fox in the first and second Transformer movies And he admits that he and foxy Fox had quite a passionate relationship throughout the entire filming of the movie.

LaBeouf was reminded by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle if he had forgotten that Megan had a boyfriend at the time.

Shia became extremely defensive and replied that he was not sure. Then he said that he really did not know and then he stated that perhaps he did know but knew that he just did not care.

Miss Swizzle then fast forwarded to right now and asked about the situation with Megan Fox as it is today.

Shia stated that Fox had gotten fired from Transformers: Dark of The Moon due to the fact that she had made some Nazi knock-knock jokes which Steven Spielberg did not like.

LaBeouf then said that she was replaced by Rosie Huntington Whiteley and that he and Rosie never even touched each other when the cameras were not rolling much less gotten involved in any off-set activity.

Swizzle informed him that she clearly understood that but asked about his passionate involvement with Megan Fox.

LaBeouf became quite irritated and asked Swizzle to explain exactly what in blue blazes she was referring to.

She told him that a very close, reliable, inside source had told her that she had seen him and Fox in the parking lot of the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens and that the two looked like a pair of sex-starved teenagers going at it snuggling, nuzzling, and doing some big time face sucking.

LaBeouf threw his hands up in the air. He admitted that the damn close, reliable, inside source whomever he or she was, was 100 percent right.

He then said that Megan gave him two hickeys. One on his neck and one in a place that he would rather not mention. He then confessed that he had given her three hickeys, one on each boob and one on a very intimate place that he would rather not mention.

Swizzle asked him if the first unmentionable word rhymed with kick and if the second unmentionable word rhymed with hunt.

He told her that she was correct on both counts and informed her that he had to go because he had an appointment to get a pedicure.

In a related story. Beverly Hills hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue told Tapioca Swizzle that the day after it had happened Megan Fox confided in him that Shia LaBeouf had given her a hickey on her (hunt).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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