Moldova's Next Top Model Car Entices Sexton Cox With $$$

Funny story written by Appalling Trash

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

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Cynthia Sexton Cox, 39, the in-demand American star of An Inconvenient Truce and 2010's The 100-year-old Virgin, has earned a cool $200,000 for just one day's work.

Sexton Cox, who is currently in Abu Dhabi filming a follow-up to her mega-successful comedy The 100-year-old Virgin, was flown First class to Moldova last week to appear in one episode of Moldova's Next Top Model Car.

Sexton Cox worked for six hours, draped semi-naked over an oversized model car.

She was also required to purr like a cat and slurp milk from a bowl.

The episode will screen on cable channel ATN in October.

Moldova's Next Top Model Car bears a format almost identical to Tyra Banks' popular CW hit America's Next Top Model, but producers have thus far failed to credit Banks or her production company.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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