Donald Trump Calls Sarah Palin A Simple-Minded Soap Opera Political Diva

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 27 May 2011

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Sarah Palin shooting a reindeer is about as sportmanlike as someone shooting a petting zoo lamb.

MANHATTAN - In a move that many political pundits are referring to as a textbook case of the pot calling the kettle black, Donald Trump has just stated that Sarah Palin is actually nothing more than a simple-minded soap opera political diva.

The man with "The Golden Hairdo From Hell" has not only angered Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin but he has highly upset many of the well-respected members of the television soap opera community including Susan Lucci (Erica Kane) of All My Children, Deidre Hall (Dr. Marlena Evans) of Days of Our Lives, Susan Flannery (Dr. Laura Spencer Horton) of The Bold and The Beautiful, and Mitzi Tostada (Elvira Pinata) of As The Guacamole Turns.

Trump who is friends with all of the soap opera divas except for Flannery said that he did not mean any disrespect. He smiled and added that if he had been disrespectful he would have asked to see their birth certificates.

Meanwhile GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle has said that he personally spoke with Sarah Plain on the phone and she is furious at Trump's remarks.

Soursuckle said that Palin wants sissyboy Trumpy to visit her in Alaska and go grizzly bear hunting with her.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I have no idea who the heck Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is trying to fool because the drugstore huntress has has never in her life gone hunting for a grizzly bear. Why? Because grizzly bears are mean as hell and unlike moose, caribou, and Santa Claus reindeer they WILL charge her cross-dressing, camouflaged butt in a New York second.]

Trump informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that he is sticking by his story but he does want to apologize to the hundreds of actresses who appear on television soap operas.

And to show them that he is sincere, he says that he will be donating $75 to The Long Island Estate Home For Retired Soap Opera Divas.

In a related news story. Glenn Beck told a close friend that he was thrilled to see Meat Loaf on Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice crying like a little bitty baby over nothing at all. Beck said that watching Meat, as he prefers to be called, falling apart on national television made him (GB) feel like he was the male version of Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

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