Shania Twain has her devoted fan arrested

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Thursday, 26 May 2011

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A dedicated fan who purchased over twenty thousand dollars worth of Shania Twain's music and accessories was arrested for attending her introduction into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame at the Juno Awards in Toronto.

The man is a 50-year-old Ottawa doctor named Dr. Giovanni Palumbo who wanted to talk to his favorite celebrity.

One of Twain's people spotted the doctor cheering and applauding her while she received her award. The doctor was arrested and taken into custody by Toronto police at the order of Shania Twain who accused the competent medical doctor of stalking.

Shania Twain said she used the courts to order the doctor to stay 500 meters away from her because he wanted her autograph.

Shania Twain had the doctor's medical license suspended, but then it was re-instated because he didn't have a criminal record and was an outstanding member of the medical community.

The doctor is an exceptional human being who spent hundreds of hours helping his patients in the most compassionate manner. The only mistake he made was being lured into a capitalist trap created by the commercial lies put out by the music industry to steal money out of the pockets of hardworking people. They use misleading images and words to take advantage of the social nature of human beings, so they can promote hateful and violent celebrities as people who appear loving and who want to make social connections with fans. For example, in her 1997 album, "Come On Over" she says "I won't leave you lonely, you've got a way."

One Psychologist said it all amounts to brain washing and mind control of the audience to keep them dreaming and buying the products of celebrities.

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