Pippa Middleton has been approached by QPR to be their spokeswoman because she has a cute arse. (Pardon the language)

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Sunday, 15 May 2011

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Apparently, Pippa has been approached by QPR management to be their official spokeswoman.

They want to 'grab' her before any other football clubs pick up on the idea.

When asked how she felt about this, Pippa commented,

"Well, I am honoured to be considered, but at present I don't know the first thing about football.

I understand that my 'arse' appeals to many of the players and staff at QPR - so that can't be bad. It shows they have good taste.

I AM planning QPR's celebration party as they head back to the Premiership League and I actually 'Googled' the team and the EPL in order to educate myself on the lifestile of footballers, and what do they call them? Oh yes! WAGS.

I am always up for a challenge and am looking forward to meeting some 'real men'. By that I mean...the footballers.

I hear that there are some cuties on the QPR team and I am so sick and tired of meeting so called celebrities and pompous bastards who seem to think they are 'all that and more'.

You never know...I may just meet the man of my dreams at QPR."

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