Britney Spears takes up lap dancing

Funny story written by IainB

Sunday, 24 April 2011

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Britney has a future as a lap dancer

Superstar pop princess, Britney Spears has tried her hand at lap dancing during an after show party for Lil Chris.

"She was very good," said Chris Paul, who had watched the whole show. "We didn't know what to expect when the curtain pulled back. But there was Britney wearing a basque and naughty naughty suspenders."

Spears did a full pole dance routine, earning plenty of tips that she has said will go to Charity (her sister). After a few minutes of gyrating round a pole, looking incredibly hot, according to enraptured on-lookers, Britney sashayed her way off the stage and headed to a wide eyed Lil Chris.

Amazed spectators watched as she performed a full on lap dance for the rapper.

"Lil Chris was wide eyed and dumb founded," said Nicki Minaj, who had organised the whole event. "I think he was more than a little turned on, too."

Britney was reticent to speak about the whole affair, but with a bit of lubrication became more willing to talk.

"I kinda enjoyed it,~" said Britney. "The five inch heels were difficult to dance in, but god they made me look sexy. If this pop gig fails to come off for me, I think I'd make a good lap dancer."

Lil Chris also thinks that Britney has a future in the lap dancing business.

"Man, she turned me on," he admitted. "I gave her a tip! I also introduced her to Big Chris."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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