With the news recently that the ‘Microsoft Corporation vs. mikerowesoft.com' case in Canada will go ahead, a spate of similar cases have been taken by even bigger computer companies against even younger kids worldwide.
In Scotland, an apple appeared in the throat of young teary-eyed 11 year old Peter .C. Macintosh, owner of pcmacintosh.com, when he received legal notice from Apple Corporation today. Rumours in the schoolyard are that he will be spending his evening pouring over international copyright laws because of the associated inability of being unable to afford a good lawyer while being a full-time primary student.
Other cases were taken today in China against 10 year old Ms. Li Nux and in Wales against 8 year old Mack Romey Diaz.
Spate of computer-giant-like domain registrations dells disaster for major compaqies worldwide
Funny story written by Dark Gorman
Thursday, 1 July 2004

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