Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 11 March 2011

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It's no wonder Carlos Tevez is so ugly, look at his dad!

Man City's Argentinian super-star is suing an Argentinian TV show for calling him ugly (what? never!). It seems this particular cartoon show is massively popular in his homeland and keeps on jibing him about his looks?

"Enough is enough," claimed Tevez and refutes any attacks against his lean, mean animal looks, claiming that he is as pretty as the rest, i.e. Wayne Rooney, Ian Dowie (who?), Dirk Kuyt, Ronaldo (not him the other one, fatty), Peter Crouch, etc, etc.

In fact Tevez is a well fancied soccer personality by certain "footy bimbos", but then again it could be his mega-wages? (no never)

Carlos claims he's a real smasher and his mum thinks he's still her lovely baby, who's to argue with mum?

Man city could actually make a claim to being the ugliest team in the Premier league especially if they were to buy Dirk Kuyt and Rooney along with Tevez, Balotelli, Viera, Dzeko, Lescott, Shaun Wright-Phillips, etc, etc. What a pretty bunch they are!

It's a good thing that their manager, Mancini, is a "pretty boy!" (he thinks)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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