Kanye West Gets Stuck in Window Trying to Crash Paris Runway Show

Funny story written by Charpa93

Friday, 11 March 2011

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Kanye West's Last Record Hit

Kanye West proved yet again that it takes some people a long time to get over bad behavior no matter how much you grovel and plead and say sorry, I'm a dumb ass.

Case in point is Paris Fashion Week and West's difficulties in getting invited to two major designers' runway shows, i.e. Alexander McQueen and Balmain.

When Balmain's door person told Kanye West he wasn't on the list, West left and came back about ten minutes later with reading glasses and asked the man if he could please check the list again, intimating that blindness might be a cause as to why his name didn't seem to appear on the list.

"There it is," said West, as he pointed to Charlie Sheen's name. The ruse didn't work, and off he went to try and crash the Alexander McQueen show. When he was denied entrance to that show as well, West went around the side of the building and jumped up on a dumpster, climbing halfway into a bathroom window before becoming stuck.

Those accompanying West could not get him unstuck from the window and eventually had to call emergency personnel who rubbed the rap star down with Vaseline to slick him up enough to slide him back out the window.

Once free, Kanye was heard saying "the least they could have done was slide me the other way so I could get in. I mean, I'm a big star and all, you know? I deserve more respect than this."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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