Music World Bombshell - Taylor Swift and Kanye West Write A Song For "Lovebirds" Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

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Wednesday, 2 March 2011


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The pen and white notebook that Taylor Swift and Kanye West used to write the song for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

LOS ANGELES - In a songwriting move that even surprised one of the top songwriting teams in the country Kara DioGuardi and Neil Sedaka, Taylor Swift and Kanye West have collaborated on a song.

And according to Bedroom Pillow Talk the song is not just your average run-of-the-mill song it is a song that both Swift and West are dedicating to the newest, happiest, most popular couple in Tinsel Town, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

The song titled "The Purity Ring Sure Enough Served It's Purpose Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle" was written at a Grammy Award 'After Party' which Taylor and Kanye both attended.

Taylor reportedly walked up behind West and yelled out, "Hey bro, stolen any microphones lately?"

West quickly turned around thinking it was Gretchen Wilson who had recently remarked on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that if she ever sees Kanye "The Pest" West she is going to put a 'country girl' hurt on him that he won't soon forget.

But when Kanye saw it was Taylor he started laughing. He hugged her and asked how she was doing. She replied that she was definitely doing a hell of a lot better than he was.

He agreed with her and said that he will never again grab a mic out of the hand of a sweet little cracker girl like her. Swift grinned and said that she heard that the Ku Klux Klan had been emailing him and it wasn't regarding a membership drive either.

Kanye looked around and whispered, "Little Tay Tay, dem boys be sum downright mean sumbitches they be uh huh fo sho fo sho."

She mentioned that she wanted to write a song in honor of her friends Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez who have finally come out and admitted that they are in fact a couple.

Kanye said that he would love to help her. The two found a quiet room. Taylor went to her car to get her guitar and when she returned Kanye was sitting at the table with a pen and white notebook and he had already written down the title, "The Purity Ring Sure Enough Served It's Purpose."

Taylor looked at it and remarked that something was missing. After she sat down and started strumming her guitar she sang, The purity ring sure enough served it's purpose fa shizzle ma nizzle fo sho fo sho.

West liked it and they finished the song in nine minutes. They played it over the phone for Justin and Selena and Selena started crying. Bieber said he liked it a lot but that he was not crying - he said that it was just the allergies.

To read more about Purity Rings and to find out where they can be purchased at a discount of up to 15 percent and what the shipping charges are log on to

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