Howard Stern's Phychiatrist Caught With His Fingers in the Cookie Jar

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Thursday, 3 February 2011

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An insider working at the Dr.'s office that Howard goes to for psycho analysis has revealed that Howard's Doctor is a constant reader and sometime contributor to the The Stern Fan Network.

Why would it make any difference that Howard's Doctor reads and contributes to the SFN. On the surface nothing but if peel back the top layer there may indeed be something more sinister going on.

The insider has suspicions that Howard's Doctor is using the SFN as a way to manipulate Howard's thoughts by using threads from SFN to spin Howard's mind making him more insecure and OCD'd. The insider went so far as to suggest the Doctor was planting threads in SFN to further push Howard more into psychosis.

"He's using Howard's own insecurities against him by reinforcing his fears through the SFN", said the insider

Why would a Doctor intentionally push one of his patients near the brink of no return? Billings... the difference between 2 or 4 visits a week is %100 more and with hourly rates soaring to $400 an hour there's gold in that there deception.

Many SFN members and readers asked, "well if he can fuck with Howard's mind that good why can't he get him to make the show funny again.

Other Stern fans took a dim view of that attitude and were appalled that these allegations have been let out. "We just love Howie and wish him well, hugs and kisses all".
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