Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart Extremely Upset!

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Monday, 24 January 2011


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What would upset Robert Pattinson so much that he would not talk to anyone even over the telephone last week?

Apparently it was the same news that is not very popular with Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart either.

Their movie "Twilight: Eclipse" has been nominated for nine Razzie Awards as the worst in film at the Razzie Award show that will come on the air just before the Oscars.

"They each have received individual Razzies as well", stated the producer of the show. "Our judges say it's one of the all-time flops in acting if not in moneymaking."

"That's a bit much if you ask me", Taylor Lautner would at least agree to talk to us. "I don't blame Pattinson for not answering your calls or any from anyone in Show Biz right now."

Taylor stated that not only was Pattinson upset because of himself being nominated for the worst actor, Kristen was also nominated and it had her in tears.

Other Razzies nominated beside the movie and the three actors. It was also nominated for "the worst screen ensemble''.

"Since Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox were also nominated, I don't think very many people will watch the thing", stated Ashley Greene, also of Twilight. "I know my TV will be off that night."

Other movies recognized for being terrible include Jennifer Aniston's The Bounty Hunter, Sex & the City 2, The Last Airbender and Vampires Suck, which is, of all things, a Twilight parody. (OUCH!)

Outside the studio may look like Tunisia of late, reports one young fan who says there WILL be protesters!

This is Howard Nitsberg for The West Coast Post.

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