LOS ANGELES - The 18-year-old singing sensation Demi Lovato has finally been released from The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic after spending three months at the Los Angeles facility.
Lovato who was wearing an 'I Love Justin Bieber' T-shirt, Selena Gomez pink short shorts, and a pair of $400 Taylor Swift Nike's literally skipped out of the rehab clinic.
She told a throng of waiting reporters that she was so glad to finally get back to freedom. They asked her what was the first thing she was going to do.
Lovato said that she was going to get her mom Dianna (sic) and her step-dad Eddie to take her and her sisters to the nearest McDonald's because she had been craving a Big Mac since November.
Demi's little half-sister Madison appears on ABC's Desperate Housewives as nine-year-old Juanita, the 210 pound overweight daughter of Gabrielle Solis, who is played by Eva Longoria.
Lovato's sister Dallas is not really talented so she spends her time going to school, listening to Lady Gaga songs, and sketching drawings of Condoleezza Rice, Hillary Clinton, and Rush Limbaugh's present wife Kathryn.
Lovato had checked into the rehab clinic due to, but not limited to emotional, physical, and geographical reasons.
Reports that appeared on noted news programs Bedroom Pillow Talk and Tittle Tattle Tonight also mentioned the fact that she had a bit of an eating disorder, a fear of failing, a fear of succeeding, and a fear of SaPa, aka Sarah Palin.
BPT and 3T also mentioned the attack that her back up singer Alexandrina Welchowitz suffered when supposedly she (A.W.) forgot to say gesundheit when Demi had sneezed on the concert tour bus.
According to Larry King the case was settled amicably out of court for $2.2 million.
Lovato stated that she will soon be appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Demi giggled and said that as far as she knows she is not 'related' to the talk show queen.