Harry Potter 8 to be published in May 2011

Funny story written by Mikethelad

Thursday, 13 January 2011

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A ginger Potter...how did that happen?

J.K. Rowling disclosed at a book signing today that she has secretly been writing the eighth book in the Harry Potter series. "I completed the manuscript last week and it's with the editors as we speak," said the wealthy author.

When asked about the plot she disclosed that it will be about the children of Harry Potter heading off to Hogwarts. James Sirius Potter fulfils the family legacy and joins Slytherin house, Albus Severus Potter discovers he has no magic ability apart from being able to pull a coin out of his rear end. Meanwhile Lily Luna Potter discovers she is a natural quidditch player and becomes the first female captain.

The Weasley twins are buying out all the other shops in Diagonal Alley and are putting a Weasco shop on every corner while Hermione divorces Ron Weasley and runs off with a Muggle soccer player.

"The book will be a winner," said JKR, and headed off to the Aston Martin showroom.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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