Amy Winehouse album out next month and full of the usual expletives

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Thursday, 6 January 2011

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It's been some 5 years since Ms Winehouse's last album 'Back to Black' but now it seems the wait is over and Spoof has the latest. It's been a turbulent time for Amy over the last few years and that has probably influenced some of the tracks from her latest work.

The album titled 'Pass Me the Spliff - I Need a Toke' presents us with such gems as 'F*** off you C***' which tells us about the time Amy was asked for an autograph in Sainsbury's by her eldest fan Arnold Mortimer aged 96.

Then there's 'Bet Ya Mom Tecks it up the A**' which describes the events surrounding her being questioned by the Police about a possible speeding infringement on the A5 two years ago.

Other tunes off the album include takes on popular tunes such as: 'Pass Out' (in my own vomit), 'Beautiful Monster' (Joint - 7 skin) and 'All Time Low' (I hate downers).

We asked Amy if she had found it difficult to put the album together and she said; 'Piss off you bunch of tw***.'

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