Lindsay Lohan Offers a Leg to Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

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Child Prodigy Surgeon prepares to operate on Lohan and Gabor

Los Angelos - Upon her release from the Betty Ford Clinic on probation today Lindsay Lohan was heard saying, "I must go to her!"

"Her" meaning Zsa Zsa Gabor. Upon hearing that the ailing Gabor sister might lose her leg, the new and improved Lindsay Lohan rushed to her aid and at this hour is said to be making the ultimate sacrafice, giving up limb so that Zsa Zsa won't lose hers.

Her mother was dumbfounded at the logic, "But if she gives up her leg for Zsa Zsa, who is probably dieing anyway, then she will be missing a leg. I don't get it? Why would she do this?"

Mind you a limb transplant like this one would be only the second one ever attempted and extremely risky given that Ms Gabors thighs are far from a perfect diameter match with Lindsay's.

Quoting the late Mahatma Ghandi, Lindsay Lohan later said just before receiving anesthesia, "Live as if you were to die tomorrow."

"I may die tomorrow darling, that's why this is the ultimate sacrafice," said Zsa Zsa, before she too went under anesthesia.

Surgery is expected to last up to ten hours or more. Sources close to Lohan at the Betty Ford Clinic said that Lindsay became obsessed with Mahatma Ghandi quotes and also the idea of having a prosthetic limb so she could go on "Dancing With the Stars". How the two fit together were not quite sure at this writing.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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