CHICAGO - America's largest toy manufacturer the Hasbroken Toy Company has just announced that due to the recent Christmas sales the Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll has just surpassed the Cheryl Cole Inflatable Doll in sales.
Spokesperson for the mammoth toy company Ava F. Bongfuffer stated that as expected most of the sales of the Bollywood actress's inflatable doll took place in India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh.
Ms. Bongbuffer was asked about the U.S. and U.K. sales. She responded by saying that in regards to the United States the doll sold more units in the Midwest state of Indiana than in any other state. She explained this as probably due to the fact that Indiana has more immigrants from India than all of the other 49 states put together.
Bongbuffer then mentioned that as far as sales in the United Kingdom go, there were more Aishwarya Inflatable Dolls sold in Liverpool than in any other city in the entire U.K.
She commented that this was due to the fact that Liverpool is actually known as "The Bombay Of Great Britain." She disclosed that during World War II, many of the Indian soldiers came to Liverpool to learn German at The Liverpool Conservatory Academy of German Dialectic Annunciation.
These Indian soldiers then served as translators at German Prisoner of War Prison Camps that were located just outside of Liverpool.
After the war most of the Indian soldiers returned to their native India but many remained in Liverpool and started dating some of the local Liverpudlian females.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I must point out that I have several friends who live in Liverpool and most do not care to be called Liverpudlians but prefer the name 'Scousers' instead.]
So after some of the Indian soldiers dated some of the local lasses three or four times some ended up getting married or as they say in Fort Worth, Texas, they done went and got themselves 'hitched.'
Many of the ex-Indian soldiers quickly found work in Liverpool's crumpet factories, English Leather plants, and anti-fog machine shops.
When Aishwarya Rai was asked which of all of her movies is her favorite she quickly replied that she loved the movie Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta because she got to star will fellow Bollywood actresses Rani Mukherjee and Preity Zinta.
SIDENOTE: Ms. Bongbuffer was asked which other inflatable dolls make up the top five. She went into her laptop computer and soon stated that the next four most popular inflatable dolls were those of Brooklyn Decker, Marilyn Monroe, Pamela Anderson, and Monica Mint.
