London - Prince William's cousin Beatrice Elizabeth Mary of York is finding it hard to get laid.
The Princess is fifth in line for the throne, and used that to her advantage for scoring men, but is now finding it hard for her to score because most men her age are upset that college tuitions are rising, and take their anger out on the royal family.
"I think I am an attractive woman, but college age men are mad about their tuition and taking it out on me. I used to have a lot of easy sex with college age men, but now, well, now I am mostly getting pity sex from men that really don't cherish the role of scoring a royal piece of arse." Beatrice told a friend, and that friend sold the story to me.
Beatrice plans to hide her royal identity, with the hopes it will help her get laid.
