London - (Cellulite News): "You'll just have to wait for the kiss 'n' tell," LA FagHagSlagMag's Dave Skank chuckled sheepishly this afternoon.
"But let's just say it's cougar mating season right now - the cold sure plays havoc with these forty-somethings' whoremoans!"
The celebwatch editor was commenting on reports that Real Houswives of DC star Cat Ommanney 'has had an affair with a famous Brit toyboy' - rumored to be Prince Harry.
His tastes in the scrag-end of the peroxide bottomfeeder pool are, of course, legendary.
According to her PR blurb the feline lady is 38 and a natural blonde.
But skeletal-looking - and saggy-arsed! - Cat Ommanney is more of a dead ringer for Britney Spears, aged circa 69.
Photos of the reality tv star 'in a London club knee trembler' with Prince Harry last summer have been circulating online for a while.
His pals hinted broadly today that the tryst began during a rough patch when ex-squeeze Chelsy Davey went off those royal pheromones.
"Now that he's a free agent harry can of course shag anybody he wants," Skank added helpfilly.
Reports Ommanney will be staying in London near Buckingham Palace during the holidays are being played down in royal circles.
The last thing the Queen wants apparently is yet another royal shagging scandal.
Prince William is on homo-aversion therapy/.
