PARIS - England's Castle Moat Pictures has just announced that the Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson X-Rated movie Ho, Ho, Ho has just been named the number one motion picture in Europe.
The English film which was produced by Britain's noted producer/director Sir Reginald Chiswicket has just surpassed the previous number one rated movie The Turquoise Vested Vampire Hunters of Bombay which starred Elizabeth Hurley, Johnny Depp, Cat Deely, and Susan Boyle.
Leading European senior film critic Jacques St. Sainthood, 73, called the X-rated movie one of the best World War II holiday epics that he has ever seen. He noted that the realism was unbelievably uncanny.
He remarked that he has no idea how in the world the production crew managed to make the town of Chocolate Lips, Holland, where the location scenes were filmed, look exactly like 1944 Upper Tooting, England, even down to the diamond encrusted statue of Friar Tuck of Robin Hood fame.
The three actresses Mint, Mafia, and Thompson all stated that they had so much fun making the motion picture that they almost decided to give back half of the salary.
Sir Reginald Chiswicket has stated that he has already signed the three ladies to appear in the sequel to Ho, Ho, Ho, which is titled, The Ho, Ho, Ho Sluts Donate Their Hooking Fees To Aid In The Fight Against That Blimey Bloomin' Bastard Hitler.
In other movie news. Harrison Ford has signed to appear in Indiana Jones - The Case of The Transgendered Pole Dancer.
