LONDON - Two of England's most well known females, Monica Mint and Chloe Mafia, have decided to enter the recording studio and record a song that was written by Sir Elton John.
The M & M duo first met John at a local Lady Laura's Land of Fish and Chips Diner in Pimlico.
Sir Elton was dining on a plate of Lobster Lithuanian when his eye caught sight of Mint and Mafia sitting in a corner booth while giggling as they ate a plate of Fish Sticks Smothered in Smotheredized Diet Mustard.
He walked over to the two and instantly offered them his autograph which they graciously accepted. He then told them that he loved the matching micro miniskirts that they were wearing and actually offered to buy them for £200 each [$313 U.S.].
Monica and Chloe giggled as John told him that he would be glad to autograph their knickers if they'd like. They looked at each other and replied "Oh 'ell why not?"
Before the three had left the diner they had agreed to record John's hit song "Come Over Here And Sit On My Facebook."
SIDENOTE: Elton even offered to autograph each girl's cleavage but both declined due to the fact that by now quite a crowd had formed and there were many young children present as well as a few immature adults.