Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

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Justin Bieber, probably the hottest young singer in the world at the present, will be performing at the Rose Bowl Stadium in April with his special guest, Adam Lambert.

Just to make things interesting, the two have hired the Hell's Angels to help with crowd control.

"I'm tired of coming off as a nerd", stated Bieber yesterday. "Just because most are my fans are teenagers, doesn't mean that we get no respect. Hiring the Hell's Angels was a great idea that Adam Lambert came up with."

"Same here", stated Lambert. "A guy can be gay and kick ass at the same time. I really don't know if there is a gay group in the Angels but there may be."

The two held the press conference before moving on to perform during the holidays, each going his separate ways but determined to get back together for the Spring concert to kick off a big summer tour of the two together.

"We have two different sets of fans so we expect a super turnout", stated Lambert. "Who knows how many of each other's fans will learn to like our different styles of music. Bieber will always lead off so that if Mumsy wants to take her teen home early, they can. But I can tell you now that most will want to stay for my first few songs."

As far as the Hell's Angels comment about how it will work out?

"Oh we will behave just like we always have", shouted two of the guys as I lay in the parking lot. "You must have tripped."

This is West Coast Post for Dan Hillyard. (I'm all shook up here).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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