Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 29 November 2010

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Is she or is she not? A bratwurst sucking Deutsche Fraulein who loves her beer? Answers please to Obama!

The well publicised Wikileaks have angered German top politicians so much that they are even contemplating revenge.

A top rank emergency cabinet meeting was held yesterday in Berlin to discuss the crisis. Angela Merkel and her "gay" foreign minister, Guido Westerwald, led the talks and issued the following statement:

Angela Merkel is not a boring, stuffy, typical Deutsche Fraulein who love's beer, sucking on bratwurst and sauerkraut, how dare the Yanks ever mention her hobbies.

Guido (Ducky) Westerwald might be gay, but he is not like the Yanks described him at all; a poofy, poncy, bum-loving, homo who's favourite holiday destinations are San Francisco, Bang-kok (?), Sidney and Amsterdam during the gay parades.

German soldiers fighting in Afghanistan are not a bunch of back-line whoozies who only come out to play during Ramadan.

We the German government take these accusations very seriously and if the Yanks don't button their lips and apologise immediately, we'll attack Poland, sieg Heil!

Obama, shocked at the leak of the confidential documents gave the following statement also:

"I love Germans, their beer, bratwursts, sauerkraut and Br├Ątzels, but if they wanna war, they must join the list behind Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea, Iran and Liechtenstein (?), greetings Angela, Ich bin ein Berliner"!

J.F. Kennedy will be rolling in his grave!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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