Cyberspace - (The Final Affrontiere): The Apollo 11 moon landings are a hoax a Wikileaks document confirmed today.
Behind the deception lies a machiavellian cold war plot that saw the Pentagon plant a huge, futuristic laser gun near the lunar Sea of Tranquility.
Plundered from Roswell/Area 51's underground alien UFO base the massive ray emitter was secretly retro-engineered by US and British scientists.
Apparently its operational protocols were cracked using Egyptian hieroglyphs from the Great Pyramid of Geezer (sic).
It was then transported by Apollo 11 and parachuted successfully to the lunar surface.
To keep the Armstrong/Collins/Aldrin crew sweet the Pentagon agreed to a little lighthearted movie studio work showing the astronauts cavorting merrily on the lunar surface.
That was enough to keep them dining out on the moonwalk nonsense for generations to come.
Today's disclosure is the latest of many that debunk the cold war deceptions of the Specious Relationship.
Further revelations are expected this week.