Adam Lambert Tops Robert Pattinson as Number One Sexiest Male!

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Monday, 29 November 2010

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The Hollywood/NYC Poll shows that Adam Lambert, who has been touring over seas performing to sold out shows in Europe and it seems as if his hard work is finally starting to pay off for the former "American Idol" contestant. Adam Lambert has came in ahead of Robert Pattinson, the object of many a heart throb and Twilight fan.

Lambert has just beat out Robert Pattinson, James Franco, Zac Efron and Leonardo DiCaprio, among others to snag the title of Flecking Records' Sexiest Male Celebrity.

With Lambert's edgy style, rock star hair, glitter make-up, and sexy attitude, it's no wonder that Lambert has won over the public in such a short time.

Of course, all the exposure on American Idol sure helped, even though he finished second.

However, Lambert finished first this time around, getting most of the male votes for some reason or another as the voters were 89% female.

The eleven percent was the highest rate of male votes ever.

The results were based on public votes with all ages illegible. See if you agree. Here are the whole top 10:

10.Matthew Fox
9. Frankie Jordan
8. Leonardo DiCaprio
7. Johnny Depp
6. Robert Pattinson
5. Mark Lowton
4. Danny Jones
3. Zac Efron
2. Dougie Poynter
1. Adam Lambert

Lady Gaga actually came in 8th but was disqualified.

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