Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

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Monday, 29 November 2010

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Former Government minister Ann Widdecombe is winning a new set of fans with her next Strictly Come Dancing stunt.

During next weekend's film-themed show, Ann will play Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

And while Kara Tointon looks fits as a butcher's dog in her Flashdance leotard-and-fishnets and Pamela Stephenson is slinky in her Grease leathers, it's Ann who is sending hearts a-flutter.

She looks the real deal in her blue pinafore frock and red shoes, carrying a toy Toto.

It's all too much for some viewers.

Said one caller, who wanted to remain anonymous: "Oooh. That pinafore... that gingham. And do you think she'd walk on me in those shoes?"

Said another: "I've just seen the pictures in the papers. Ugh, ugh... excuse me!"

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