Hairstylists the world over are attempting to recreate the crop circle/pixie cut combo but are unable to reproduce an authentic look, like the real deal.
Emma Watson, who first came to media attention with long flowing locks recently switched to a pixie short haired crop. Not long after this, the miniature crop circles started appearing on her head.
'I was distraught at first' said the lass of Harry Potter film fame 'I woke up one morning and found this perfect circle of flattened hair, the next morning there was another and then another, each more elaborate than the last. I decided to go with it and the look caught on. Now everyone's getting fake crop circles on their cropped nappers. Wankers!'
No one yet knows what is causing these pixie crop circles although there are already dozens of theories from the scientific to the downright daft. Open windows causing circular drafts while sleeping. Aliens in tiny space craft, you name it.
One complete loony even reckons it's a sign from god.
Katie Waissel's new crop, for which she ditched a diva-ish backcombed do, has been all over tabloids and now it looks like the little green men have been all over her bonce as well, or so she says. One cropped hair circle enthusiast reckons Katie's aren't the real thing 'You can quite clearly see in a close-up that her hair is broken near the base' said the hair obsessed pervert 'Unlike Emma Watson, who has hair that is bent but not broken, a true sign of a real cropped circle.'
