Emma Watson To Gig With Taylor Momsen And The Pretty Reckless?

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Sunday, 7 November 2010


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Seems like Parisienne born Brit actress Emma Watson has finally tired of being Hermione Granger out of the Harry Potter films and wants to grow up and live a little.

Currently studying in the USA where she's apparently been asked out on dates by loads of fat lads, Emma resorted to chopping her hair off and adopting an elfin look, rather than go out to diners with guys who only want to talk about wrestling and cars.

Emma, according to sources, told Skoob Entertainment News that she's grown a little tired of playing little miss wholesome, and that she wouldn't mind getting down and dirty, being a bit phoarr! and that.

Which in turn led to rumours that she may be interested in hooking up with US wild child Taylor Momsen and her band, The Pretty Reckless, for a raunchy gig or two.

Miss Momsen, who recently hit the headlines by flashing her breasts at an exclusive New York gig is said to be unaware of any intention by Emma Watson to guest appear with The Pretty Reckless, but sources say she'd be willing to give it a go, because basically she's game for anything. Allegedly.

Emma Watson refused to talk to SEN point blank.

So we asked SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger what he thinks.

"It's a nonsense story!" he guffawed. "Taylor Momsen's just a kid out to shock, using a tried and tested formula. Emma Watson wants the public to see her as a grown woman rather than a schoolkid. If you ask me, Sid Vicious had the right idea. Now fuck off!"

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