Taylor Lautner Joins David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, In New X-Files Movie

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Thursday, 25 November 2010

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"Better Than 'The Day The Earth Stood Still!"

Landscape Inc. stated Wednesday evening that there is a new X-Files movie in the works that will have the original couple, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson in the same roles as the series and movies but in "updated" positions with the FBI.

However, the US government now has another agency that the FBI nor the CIA know anything about.

"Don't worry, this one will not be so confusing", stated Landscape's Jonathon Lindsey. "This one is centered around one main plot and will present one big deal in which everyone in the world will be concerned."

That sounds great but Lindsey admitted to us that he himself has had a UFO experience and that he took his idea for a movie to the former X-Files Actors and they both loved the plot.

He would not comment on the role of Taylor Lautner except to say that it's a major role.

Meanwhile Lautner told us that he always loved the TV show and is happy to a part of it. "It won't be out until late 2011 or even early 2012 but they have signed some great actors, and for me to work alongside the two former TV stars is a dream come true."

Finally, we persuaded one insider who gave us the main plot idea.

"It's the old one where a spaceship lands in Washington DC but this time it's in NYC Central Park. There's no unbelievers because we have all been contacted."

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