Written by Skoob1999

Monday, 22 November 2010

image for Obscure Website Launches Wagner Carillho Voting Frenzy
In Yer Face Cowbell!

Writers on an obscure satirical website have been slammed for promoting Wagner Carillho to the public, and imploring X-Factor viewers to vote for Wagner - with the sole purpose of totally pissing off Simon Cowell.

Wagner, who is no oil painting, and who can't sing for shit has breezed through the X-Factor so far, mainly on the strength of the public vote.

Even though he is obviously the worst singer on the show.

It seems that Simon Cowell lays the blame for Wagner's continuing success squarely at the door of the website in question. (Which we can't name here for legal reasons.)

Skoob Entertainment News managed to track down a writer from the website to find out why. The writer - who asked to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals - told us:

"Hi - I'm Martin Shuttlecock, and I want everybody to vote for Wagner to ensure that he wins. It's all about Simon Cowbell really - he's always pumped wads of cash into the X-Factor winner, and to see him trying to promote Wagner would be the ultimate piss-take. He'll end up with enough egg on his smug mush to bake a six foot cake. Not to mention losing hundreds of thousands of pounds. That'll teach the manipulative twat. Vote Wagner!"


Or is it?

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
62 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more