CSI: Miami Fans Excited By Spring Break Slayings

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Pants like Calleigh's.

CSI fans - and Channel 5 bosses - are licking their lips in anticipation of tonight's episode.

It's 'Spring Break' and Miami is bursting at the seams with party-goers - always tasty targets for murderers in US cop shows.

In tonight's episode, Horatio and his team get to investigate three grisly deaths - including one guy who falls from a balcony and is impaled on a statue. Nice!

And lovely southern belle Calleigh gets to probe a death involving an industrial-size washing machine. Fast spin!

Fan group member Norbert Twinkle said: "This sounds like a great episode and I can't wait. There have been some odd episodes this season, but this should keep us happy.

"Just as long as Calleigh wears those tight white trousers at a bloody murder scene - and Roger Daltrey screams 'Yeaaaaah' at precisely the right time!"

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