Bollywood and Hollywood unite and are now called "Lollywood!"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 11 November 2010

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Soon to be starring in a "Lollywood" blockbuster Mother Teresa alias Angela Jolie!

The two largest global epi-centres of film-making have now united and instead of being called Holly-Bollywood their new name is "Lollywood!"

This is the greatest merger in film history since those two gay cowboys in Breakback Mountain united in a different fashion! (humpback)

"Lollywood" have promised to set the movie world alight and already have several blockbusters in the pipeline, remakes of Hollywood classics with both Indian and US/Brit/Aussie super actors participating, here a few examples:

The Humphrey Bogart classic "Casablanca" is to be renamed "Calcutta" (The Black Hole) starring Indian superstar Bradpitt Singh and Ingrid Bergman look-alike, Mother Teresa, better known as Angela Jolie.

Breakback Mountain is to be renamed The Breakback Himalayas starring Rock Hudson-Singh and mega poof, Boy George, it's about two poofs and a male Sherpa breaking their backs bending over singing Last Christmas, George Michael is playing the Sherpa!

Last Tango in Paris is to be renamed Last Tango in Mumbai, Delhi and Karachi (?) starring Tom Cruise constantly sucking the clit of Indian beauty and ex-nun called Mother Teresa-Singh (no relation) who turns Muslim hence Karachi also!

Bridge over the River Kwai is to be renamed "No Bridge over the River Ganges" (because it's too wide and holy) starring that down and out untouchable superstar Mickey Rourke-Ghandi (no relation) and his co-star is Alec Guiness reincarnated as Hugh Grant (he's a practicing Buddhist).

All films will be made with sub-titles in English especially for the Indian film fans because they never speak their own language anyway!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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