Bret Michaels Denies That He's The Reason That Billy Ray Cyrus Is Divorcing His Wife Tish

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 3 November 2010


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Tish Cyrus in her Hollywood Hills home shaving her legs. (Photo courtesy of Bret Michaels).

LOS ANGELES - Bret Michaels was having dinner at L.A.'s trendy Buffalo Bill Steakhouse when he was asked about Billy Ray Cyrus divorcing his wife Tish.

Michaels replied that he had learned about it from Miley who had texted him a few days ago. Bret quickly pointed out that he has never even seen Tish's tits much less had an affair with her.

Earlier this year Bret and Miley had recorded a duet which had been written by Kara DioGuardi and Shania Twain entitled, "Nothing To Lose, But Your Reputation."

The 47-year-old Michaels was asked if he cared to deny the romantic rumors regarding him and Miley's mom. He put down his steak knife and raised his eyebrows. He then noted that although he did find Tish to be quite a sexually attractive and physically appealing woman, the mere fact that she was the mother of Miley Cyrus made him feel very uncomfortable.

He remarked that being with Tish Cyrus in an intimate sense would have been kind of like going to bed with Mrs. Santa Claus.

He then stressed that he had met Tish on several occasions but that he had never seen her with her clothes off. He did say that he did catch a quick glimpse of one of her nipples while the two were having ice cream cones at a local Dairy Queen in Venice Beach but he quickly averted his eyes.

SIDENOTE: Billy Ray Cyrus who had a big hit with his song "Achy Breaky Heart" reportedly told a close friend that the reason he decided to file for divorce was because he was afraid that if he didn't he would end up giving Bret and Tish both one hell of an achy breaky butt kicking.

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