Miley & Liam Make It A Daily Double On Cyrus Split-Ups

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Sunday, 7 November 2010

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After a bitter battle between Miley's dad, Billy Ray and her mother, Tish , Miley made it a complete home shake-up by splitting with her lover, Liam Hemsworth.

So Miley is a single once again, only she has never yet been married.

What a lovely example this family is for America. Sweet and smiling in public but apparently quite different when on their own.

"We have simply drifted apart", a source quoted Miley as saying. I'm sorry, the source stated that that was Tish that said that.

Meanwhile, Miley will have to go back to her 'Little Black (Jock) Book' and see who's up next. Whoever it is, she'll "love him forever."

Billy Ray, according to our source, has stated that he discovered Tish had been in Australia seeing someone while she was there and that it was reported in the Australian tabloids with photos of some hot scenes.

Oh....apparently that was Liam Hemsworth.

Source my ass. I think someone's been reading those tabloids and creating their own versions for cash.

Something we here at the West Coast Post never do. Maybe Liam's seeing Tish!

This is Clarence Briant for the West Coast Post. You know, there's a country music hit in here somewhere.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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