Meghan McCain Chastises Bristol Palin For Not Voting

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 4 November 2010

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Meghan has denied the rumors that she shared a lesbian kiss with Sandra Bullock.

BURBANK - John McCain's daughter Meghan McCain appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and severely criticized Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, for not voting in the political election on Tuesday.

McCain, who has gotten into verbal altercations with the likes of Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Betty White, and Bill "Oh No" O'Reilly said that the little white wilderness girl appeared to be just way too busy shaking her Alaskan ass on Dancing With The Stars to get out and vote.

Meghan, 26, was asked by Mr. Potato Head (Leno) if she herself had voted. McCain blushed and replied that she sure had and that frankly she had actually voted three times. Once in Arizona, once in California, and once in New York.

Leno asked her if that was legal. She smiled and said that when your daddy is a popular United States senator and your mommy owns the biggest Budweiser Beer distributorship in America you get special treatment, like being allowed to vote three times.

SIDENOTE: Leno asked Meghan to address the rumor that lately she has not been wearing any underwear underneath her clothes. Meghan blushed and whispered in Jay's ear. Jay's microphone clearly picked up McCain saying "I do wear a bra, but I do not wear panties."

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